“Sometimes the script was so bad I laughed out loud.”

“I just couldn’t get excited about scenes that I’ve already seen before in better movies!”

“It plays it so safe that nothing in this movie surprised me.”

“The bad script makes certain actors worse, and its predictability kills any sense of anticipation…”

“…what makes this movie stand out is how explosive and exhilarating every second of it is!”

“…the movie delivers on a fun time with some insightful social and racial commentary.”

“The movie is trying to be good…”

“You can point at anything in this movie and talk about how great it is and you’d be right.”

“In almost every way, Barbie is a success.”

“…a badly acted, incredibly predictable, and really cheap looking space movie.”